with Carter USM
WE ARE DRIVING THRU NEW YORK CITY AT THIS VERY MOMENT. THE SKY IS BROWN – IT IS DAYTIME – AND IT IS 97 DEGREES OUT. THINKING ABOUT ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THESE HUGE APARTMENT PROJECTS BOGGLES MY MIND. THE AIR DOES NOT SMELL LIKE URINE. I AM WONDERING WHERE THE URINE SMELL IS. RNV (CASIO CZ101) SAYS PERHAPS IT RAINED.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE IS. I THOUGHT HE WAS THE “I’M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT GUY” BUT I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT IS “RIGHT SAID FRED.” THEN I THOUGHT HE WAS THE GUY WHO ROLLED AROUND IN A BOX (ON MTV) BUT THAT TURNS OUT TO BE MC 900 FOOT JESUS. WE STILL DON’T REMEMBER WHO CARTER USM IS. WE HOPE HE IS FRIENDLY.
CARTER TURNED OUT TO BE THE NICEST, HAPPIEST ENGLISH BAND WE’D EVER MET. I HAVE NO IDEA IF THEY LIKED US OR NOT; THEY SEEMED TO BE INTO THE “ROCK.” NO WONDER THEY’RE HERE IN THE US. THEY HAD A TOUR BUS THAT WAS THE SIZE OF THE CLUB THEY PLAYED IN. BUT WE’RE NOT GOING TO MAKE FUN OF BANDS WITH TOUR BUSSES ARE WE.
– RGM Tour Report